Cafe Noir

• ratingRated 1 out of 5
• last inspected26 June 2026 →
• address314 Kilburn Lane, London, Westminster W9 3EF
• cuisineRestaurant/Cafe/Canteen

Is Cafe Noir clean?

Cafe Noir is currently Rated 1 out of 5 from UK Food Standards Agency + London borough councils, from an inspection on 26 June 2026. On Cooked's ladder that reads cooked 🪳.

What did inspectors find at Cafe Noir?

An empty list here means the data does not exist, not that the kitchen was spotless.

When was Cafe Noir last inspected?

Cafe Noir has 2 inspections on record going back to 19 November 2025.

Cafe Noir vs Kilburn / West Hampstead (NW6)

Kilburn / West Hampstead (NW6) runs 84% clean across 289 tracked restaurants — 222 clean, 29 mid, 13 cooked.

Against the 289 spots Cooked tracks in Kilburn / West Hampstead (NW6), this one comes out cleaner than 0% of them.

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How London grades restaurants

London runs the national Food Hygiene Rating Scheme, where every food business gets a single number from 0 to 5 and higher is better: 5 is very good, 3 is generally satisfactory, and 0 means urgent improvement is necessary. The rating combines three judgements made on the day — how hygienically food is handled, the condition of the premises, and how much confidence the inspector has in management. Each of the 33 London boroughs employs its own inspectors, but the scale is identical everywhere. The FSA publishes the rating and its date, but not the individual issues found.

Read the London ratings guide →

The FSA feed provides the current food hygiene rating and its date, not itemized violations or a complete inspection history. It does not report health closures. Cooked checks daily; publication can lag behind an inspection. Read the date on each result and check the official source for newer information.

Source: UK Food Standards Agency + London borough councils via Food Hygiene Rating Scheme. Cooked refreshes this data daily — this listing's most recent inspection is dated 26 June 2026. Inspection results describe one moment in a kitchen's life, not a permanent verdict.

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