New York currently lists Top Secret Comedy Club as grade pending, following an inspection on November 25, 2025 that scored 2 points. The city has not posted a letter yet, and it will not until a re-inspection settles it.
These are the violations recorded at the most recent inspection on November 25, 2025, in plain English, with the city's own wording underneath.
Top Secret Comedy Club has 1 inspection on record going back to November 25, 2025, averaging 2 points.
| date | result | score |
|---|---|---|
| November 25, 2025 | no grade issued ⏳ | 2 pts |
East Village runs 77% clean across 732 tracked restaurants — 477 clean, 41 mid, 105 cooked.
Against the 732 spots Cooked tracks in East Village, this one comes out cleaner than 7% of them.
New York City health inspectors score violations in points, and lower is better: 0–13 points earns an A, 14–27 a B, and 28 or more a C. Every restaurant is inspected at least once a year, and the letter has to be posted in the window. A restaurant that scores 14 or more on the first inspection of a cycle does not get a letter right away — it stays “Grade Pending” until a re-inspection settles it, which is why some spots here show an hourglass instead of a letter. Cooked only ever shows a letter the city actually posted; we never infer one from a score.
Source: NYC Department of Health and Mental Hygiene (DOHMH) via NYC Open Data. Cooked refreshes this data daily — this listing's most recent inspection is dated November 25, 2025. Inspection results describe one moment in a kitchen's life, not a permanent verdict.